Portrait of a New York Nobody

When Samples Come Back Before the Shoot

When BFA Takes Your Picture

When My Client Is Like “OMG Thanks for Making that 5th Round of Edits”

How I Feel About Chloe Sevigny

When That Bitch Has Almonds For Lunch

When Someone At Work Wears Leggings As Pants

When Someone Says Peels is Overrated

How I Feel About My Intern

How I feel at Le Baron

If I haven’t pre-gamed:

If I have:

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

WHEN I SPOT A CAB WITH THE VACANT LIGHT ON BUT PASSENGERS ARE INSIDE

(Source: whenindc)

Whenever anyone talks about how much they love Brooklyn

I’m just like: 

(Source: garota-agridoce, via whatshouldwecallme)